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THE
NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3
kids each
for six
weeks.
Each kid will play two
sports and either take music or dance
classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep
his assigned house clean, correct
all homework, and complete
science projects, cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will
have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must
remember the birthdays of all
their friends and relatives,
and send
cards out on time--no
Emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment,
a dentist
appointment
and a haircut
appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit
per child to the Urgent
Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for
a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting
flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only
have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear
makeup daily, adorn
himself with
jewelry, wear uncomfortable
yet stylish shoes, keep
fingernails polished and eyebrows
groomed.
During one
of the six weeks,
the men
will have to endure severe abdominal
cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night
and in the morning, feed
them, dress
them, brush
their teeth and comb
their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday,
height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's
weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's
favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only
if...he
still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If there is a winner, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18
years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!
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