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Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went
fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him
right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed
my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes
rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and
carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two
frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
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